Dracula sucks! But only because he's a vampire.
Matt, Shaun, Andy and Brose gather around their garlic pizza and medium rare stakes to chat about Francis Ford Coppolla's Dracula film.
It's a film where all the English actors pretend to be European and all the American actors pretend to be English.
Keanu Reeves plays Johnny "Utah" Harker who discovers his new friend Vlad isn't actually who he says he is. Sadly there is no surfing on coffins but there IS Monica Bellucci!
Meanwhile does anyone remember that MTV awards where Adam West and Frank Gorshin did a parody of Interview with a vampire? It was the best and I hope you all track it down on youtube.
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